Sunday, 21 October 2012

Worth Waiting

Yesterday, on the television show I was watching, one character asked another about how her dating life was going.  When she said she hadn't had much luck, he told her,

"Someone once said, 'Finding love makes the search for it worth it' "

To which she replied,

"Whoever said that hasn't tried internet dating."

Sunday, 14 October 2012

A Sinciare Romantik

"jivotno" recently wrote to me.  I don't know where to begin . . . I'll let his photos, profile and message to me speak for himself . . .

He has a variety of photos on his profile, but the "best" ones I've blurred the face for your viewing pleasure.



I'm not sure if I like the velour bathrobe or lounging on the bed shot best.  9(Though another one with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth was also quite appealing.)  Rather than debating too long, I'll move onto his profile . . .

The headline of his profile reads

"hi girls take a look of me :) "

When given a box to write about himself, he wrote

"my hobies are bodybuilding,reading books,watchin moovies,shoping,cooking good food and make parties.travel to foreign countries.i am a romantik person looking for same kinde of a woman.giving a each oter good time and sinciare relatioship"

(And by the way, his career is listed as "personal trainer in jim")

After such a stellar profile, I obviously could not wait to read what this man could have written to me.  He didn't disappoint.

"so hi bella belisima ,my eyes seeing a beautiful woman and my brain sad to me please wright to her a letter ask her for a chance to see at you as man"

After all that, I'm the one with the sad brain.