A Sinciare Romantik

"jivotno" recently wrote to me.  I don't know where to begin . . . I'll let his photos, profile and message to me speak for himself . . .

He has a variety of photos on his profile, but the "best" ones I've blurred the face for your viewing pleasure.

I'm not sure if I like the velour bathrobe or lounging on the bed shot best.  9(Though another one with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth was also quite appealing.)  Rather than debating too long, I'll move onto his profile . . .

The headline of his profile reads

"hi girls take a look of me :) "

When given a box to write about himself, he wrote

"my hobies are bodybuilding,reading books,watchin moovies,shoping,cooking good food and make parties.travel to foreign countries.i am a romantik person looking for same kinde of a woman.giving a each oter good time and sinciare relatioship"

(And by the way, his career is listed as "personal trainer in jim")

After such a stellar profile, I obviously could not wait to read what this man could have written to me.  He didn't disappoint.

"so hi bella belisima ,my eyes seeing a beautiful woman and my brain sad to me please wright to her a letter ask her for a chance to see at you as man"

After all that, I'm the one with the sad brain.