Tinder Peacocks

I've written before about Peacocking - the compulsive need that men have to take off their shirts and pose in front of the mirror and then take a photo for their online dating profile.  There seem to be endless amounts of Peacocks eager to show off for the ladies who may view them online.  I even believed once that I'd found the King of the Peacocks.  But since I began The Tinder Experiment, it seems that men have taken an even greater liking to prancing and Tinder seems to encourage them to be ever more brazen.

And so my dear readers, I have some Tinder Peacocks to introduce you to.  I found these photos (and therefore users - and I suppose potential suitors??) to be shocking.  Please consider that your warning.

And note that where a face was given, they have been altered to protect the shameless.

In case you're looking for a nipple?

You're trying to see what the hoopla under your towel is all about?

This is unlike any interview I've ever been through.

Archie, you're supposed to put your best face forward.

These (oddly wrinkled?) abs are married.

These proportions concern and confuse me.

I'll let John's sales pitch speak for itself.

Andy, whoever told you that this what women want to see LIED.

I am fun, sexy and open minded Tim, but not about this.

(Note that at least Tim did his own photoshop job to save some mystery.)

Such Heavenly radiant rays of light . . . No I'm not interested.

And then there's this guy.