I Snapped.

This summer I was working out of town for a couple of weeks.  On a few different evenings, I entertained/tortured my friends and co-workers with messages and profiles from frustrating users.

One evening, I checked my online dating account.  I'd received a message from "Mrhockey10".  His photos were good, he seemed like an attractive guy.  His profile was promising - we seemed to have shared interests and to be looking for similar things.  Then I read his message:

"wow. i really want to put my nine incher in you" 

What?  Really?  I mean.  REALLY.

After reading that message to my co-workers, I said how a friend earlier in the week had asked me to just once write to one of these jerks all the things we'd like to say.  My friends thought this would be a brilliant idea.  I was tired.  I was frustrated.  I was encouraged by others.

To Mrhockey10, I wrote:

"Hi, I'm tired of douchebags like you. You bother to write a profile that states you're looking for a long term relationship and children. And then you send a derogatory message (by the way, derogatory means showing a disrespectful attitude). I'm not sure if you are an asshole who lied on his profile in an attempt to appear serious or if you are just completely clueless and misguided about how to find a real woman. Either way, ultimately you will become another bad dating story for me to laugh about with my friends. I'd like to wish you luck in your search but it will likely take more than some luck for you to find a classy woman."

I hit send, then deleted and blocked him.  I'm sure he would have had a wonderfully douchey response for me that I don't care to read.

Maybe I'm creating even worse dating karma for myself.  But I just couldn't help it.  I snapped.