I've been away for a few weeks, working out of town. It's been a good break from the dating scene. I did still log into my online account to keep my profile active which meant I've still been getting messages. Unfortunately, none that are promising.
A couple different times, I entertained the staff where I was working by reading aloud some of the terrible messages I'd received.
Like this one, from "Jellrado":
"wanna invite u to my life. My hands are extended fully out to u. What is your name? My name is Marv. Im looking for the same things in a women such as u in a man. U can relax. I aint married. no kids. no crime drama. Life is short so let make the time to get to know each other. Let connect offline with trading numbers?"
Sorry Jellrado. I just can't take your message seriously. And the fact that you state you have "no crime drama" concerns me.
But I appreciate the invitation to your life. I respectfully decline.
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