We had a big snow storm the other day which left a lot of people (including myself) huddled up inside with nothing much to do but rest and wait for the storm to pass. Apparently this made the men on the dating sites extra . . . how should I say . . . restless?
I joined a new dating site the other day. It's a paid site, but I got a great deal on it and thought I'd take advantage of trying out what in theory should be a more serious site, with little financial commitment. The very first message I received on the site was from "Hoodwink" with a subject line of "Hmmm".
"You know, I do enjoy f*cking ! As long as you don't get attached. Right"
Hmmm . . .
But Hoodwink wasn't the only man out there cruising the online dating world for a hook-up on a snowy winter day.
"loverboy1009" sent me this gem of a get-to-know you message:
"Wow I wanna come all ower you
Ohhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhh.ohhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhh
O yea
O yea"
I'm so tired of this garbage. I couldn't help myself. Before deleting and blocking "loveboy1009", I replied
"Wow. I guess I should be flattered that I turn you on to the point that you lose your ability to spell.
Stick to the sex personals."
I guess there was just something in the air that day besides the snow.
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