If There Is Anything That Offends You In This Profile

Just now I clicked on a profile because the photo caught my eye and the profile made such an impression on me I had to share it immediately.  As a woman blogging about the frequently baffling behaviour of men on online dating sites, it was rather interesting to come across a man with complaints about the way women behave.  But I think "mussikk" is beyond baffled - to me he comes across as downright angry.  Or something.  Read for yourself . . .

" I have to say this off the top. Some of you (Not all of course) say not to msg. you just "Hi" or something along those lines. Just a little insight to the way a guy might think about that. You ladies get alot of msgs. so most guys are thinking, "hey, I'll just shoot her a quick "Hello" and if she likes me, Hell I'll write her a novel. But, come on why would a person spend half an hour doing that without even knowing if you would reply? Nobody likes the "Cut and Paste" thing but I bet a lot of guys do that just to get around this.

Anyway, good luck and here goes!! 

1. Drama? Move on, love yourself, not me first.
2. Thin means "THIN!" I don't have a type per say (I'm a face person if anything) but insult my intelligence and I don't think I'd reply.
3. Honesty is a very big deal with me but even more important is not putting yourself in a position that hurts to have to be honest.
4..Oh my God!! If you say you're "Educated" and are looking for the same, good Lord, at least proof read your profile and have your sentences make sense. Just saying something doesn't make it so. Want to add that I am not referring to someone who is learning English, I understand and appreciate your efforts!

The girl I would like to meet is "Actually" Average Body Type, I mean what I (and most people on the planet that aren't overweight) think is average. Some of you are overweight, say you're "Average" and even though you look great, it's a turn off! It's like you think a guy will just overlook the fact that you're BSing him just because you have a set of Boobs! Trust me only scumbag, DB's care about something that superficial. Athletic or Thin Body Type is awesome as well, remember, just because you are Athletic doesn't mean you have an Athletic Body Type, I say that specifically because, well the "Average Body Type" thing. There is nothing wrong with a few extra pounds, the part I take issue with is lying. Don't mean to offend anyone, I just want to be with her forever and I know what I want, as do you. More sweet than sarcastic but the latter is cool in small doses too. Honest, and Loyal. I will treat you like the center of my universe, like my best friend, and no one will ever know what we're thinking because it will be us against the world. I am a romantic guy who loves to hold hands, a surprise weekend away, talking, really talking, this means actually listening to what the other person is saying, reading between the lines. Sometimes it's nice to not have to actually come out and say it, if you know what I mean, your soul mate should get you when other are thinking "what the F*CK?!?. When I want something I don't give up easily and I am working hard to get to the next stage in my life. I know that journey will be so much better with a little devil/angel by my side. I have literally traveled to over 70% of Canada, love to cook, run, kite board, ride my motorcycle, play guitar, sing, write and I produce music/artists and help people when I can. Having said all that don't think I'm some sort of pretty boy pushover. I'm a guys guy and can use my hands, mind and muscles, not afraid to get dirty....not like that but, of course like that too lol. That's all for now and, I can't believe I actually have to say this but......Have a picture! Hell, go nuts, have 3 or 4!

P.S. Any personal information I have put in here, that [this website] has no business asking
people (such as "income/age/etc.") is incorrect, my pictures are what I look like 
but the rest is not for some jackass to try and exploit if we click I'll tell you. 

Best of luck to everyone and if there is anything that offends you in this profile, just ask yourself this. 
Do I really think it's worth my time to comment on this guys profile if he's just going to delete my megs?? Do I, really?? "


Don't worry "muzzikk", I'm not offended enough by your profile to "megs" you about it . . . this blog entry will suffice.