Clean My Toilet and Give Me Money!

I've seriously started to worry that by starting this blog I'm asking for bad dating karma to come my way.  To put it bluntly: some crazy sh*t has gone down in the last week.  It'll take a few entries to tell it all.

I have had some strange first messages.  I've also had out-and-out-piss-me-off first messages - like the man last winter who asked if he could pay me to piss on him.  Seriously.  And this was on an online site that is supposed to be for singles who are serious about settling down.

But then there is one that I got this last week and I don't know what to make of it.  Maybe I'm just much more sheltered and close-minded than I thought.

His message simply said:

"I'm looking for something different here on POF but it's totally platonic - I was wondering if you'd be into checking out my profile and letting me know what you think?"

So I checked out his profile.  I've condensed it below:


"What I'm specifically looking for:
Basically it's a variation on the dominatrix thing (google the term "Financial Domination" . . .)  Final FYI: This is all I do; all I've ever done for a relationship - from scrubbing their toilet clean to working and turning the earnings over to them (dependent on degree) - it's a lifestyle choice for me.

Financial servitude definition snipet:

Financial slavery is . . . about wanting to please a Woman, about adoring Her, wanting to spoil Her, make Her life easier, serving Her, without your needs coloring your service . . . Tributes, donations, sacrifices, are a part of showing your devotion, your obedience . . . it completes you to know that your Mistress lives well...

Service Oriented Submission abstract:

Basically being a domestic. Scrubbing their bathroom and cleaning their toilet while they relax and enjoy themselves with their real friends while their servant takes care of the mundane things like that."

Like any woman, I could think - awesome, this guy will give me money and clean my house while I relax!  But there's just something too bizarre about the whole thing to me.  Adding to this is the fact that quite honestly, the guy's photo looks kind of sketchy to begin with - and that was before I read the profile!  We don't even live in the same city, so I'm not sure how he thinks this would work, though I guess if he has money to throw my way he'd find the financial means to get to me!

I do wonder how my profile saying that I'm looking for a serious relationship, want kids and hope to get married someday results in offers like this one.