There's No Rest For Success! (at being a jerk)

Last weekend I got a message from "LoveLiveLA".  It just said:

"How sweet???"

That's typically the sort of message that just makes me shake my head, wonder what I'm supposed to do with that and then hit delete.  But this guy's look is totally my type.  I'd seen his profile sometime very recently and had been interested.  But I hadn't responded because honestly I wasn't sure what to say.  Usually I find something that we have in common or something they said in their profile that I find clever that I'll use as a chat starter.  His profile was only a few shorts generic sentences about how he loves his work, enjoys sitting out on a patio and that he likes music, sports, travel and movies.  Then he had (what I'm guessing and hoping is a copied and pasted) LONG essay-like rant that started with "THERE'S NO REST FOR SUCCESS !!!"  I didn't know what to say, so I hadn't written.  But now this very handsome-to-my-liking guy has attempted to start a conversation with me, so I figure, why not.  I wrote back:

"What is? Me or you? :) "

A little cheeky, a little flirty, nothing to really talk about, this I know.  But I still did not think that I remotely set myself up for this response:

"I'm good...I wanna taste you. 69 just let me know. im straight forward and know my type of lady...u look sweet"

Whoa there!  The second full sentence that you write to me is "I wanna taste you"?  This is where I react with a whole lot of head shaking, jaw dropping, complete bafflement.  Instead of just deleting, blocking and pretending this man doesn't exist, I decide to call him out on this.  I replied:


"So this is how you look for a relationship? It's brought you lots of success? Better luck with the next girl!"

 This was after all, a man who's profile had said he was interested in a relationship, wants children and bothered to put up a whole essay about success.

He actually wrote back to me.

"I'm just going with the flow here...*Sorry if I was rude but damn ur beautiful' ~ I apologize take care"

 Not really sure what flow he was going with, but it's not the same one I'm on.  Add another one to the blocked user list.